Learn 19 Things Your Dog Won’t Tell You But Really Wants You To Know.

1. I know I peed on your favourite sheet and I’m sorry

2. You have not convinced me by spelling out S-I-T, you have only taught me how to spell.

3. I heard you call me the first time, I just want you to lose your voice screaming.

4. Sometimes I just feel too lazy for your trouble…

5. You say it when you know you don’t want me to stop, so I’m going to keep licking your face and giving you all those puppy kisses.

6. I know you got that little cute bed for me, but I have decided to keep you company in the seating room.

7. Yes I ate your shoes only because I didn’t like the initial design.

8. Don’t say I’m smelling unless you have a broken nose

9. I love your clothes too

10. I do actually love cup cakes too

11. I may do all these mischievous things but I love you more than I love bones and bacons.

12. I don’t know what you will expect when you keep me and the cat together at home everyday

13. Sometimes I just want to lazy about drinking what you drink as well

14. I don’t understand why you always get these things that look like me when you already have me

15. Is there any reason why you keep bringing my biggest enemy home?

16. My best moments are when we play like adults do

17. My eyes make running a very stressful exercise so stop throwing bones please

18. We are also babies, threat us like babies… please

19. I’m not different, just enjoy dancing to my village tunes.